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May 28th, 2005

boxerfanatic700 @ 07:48 pm: Peanut butter cookie recipes
Does anyone have any peanut butter cookie recipes? I'm dying to make some. I love peanut butter cookies.
As much as I like buying the actual dough and making them, I'd like to try and make some from scratch.

February 26th, 2005

thornyslide @ 11:23 pm: i've gone through twenty jars of peanut butter in the last week. the majority of it was used for my peanut butter 12:01am ritual. this is where i wake up from my sleep at exactly 12:01am every night and my cravings are so bad that i almost rip off jaqui's skin as i pass her bed on my way to the kitchen. (yes, jaqui and i sleep in the same room and yes, we have lots of peanut butter lesbian sex because of it.) i then consume a jar of peanut butter and grab another jar to insert into my asshole. i shove the whole jar up there and then tighten my asshole muscles until the jar breaks. i really get off on watching blood and peanut butter run down my legs. HELP! i'm hurting myself guys. i need someone to hold me down at night. i mean i can barely move with all this broken glass in my ass!

February 24th, 2005

cluckcluckclock @ 11:48 am: i just learned that peanut butter comes in flavors....at ilovepeanutbutter.com! they have cinnamon, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and many more!!!! go see for yourself:

http://ilovepeanutbutter.com//store/index.cfm

cluckcluckclock @ 10:57 am: all work and no peanut butter make jaqui a dull girl
i am at work and i am so hungry!!! all i can think about is peanut butter!!! would it really be so bad if i quit my job? i mean, come on. four hours a day, five days a week, without peanut butter??? it goes against my most basic of instincts. besides, i could always find a better job doing something i LOVE. i could work in a peanut butter factory, on a peanut farm, as a peanut butter vendor, etc. there are so many other opportunities i don't know why i waste my time here. yes, i think i am going to tell my boss today. FUCK THIS ANTI-PEANUT BUTTER BULLSHIT.

February 22nd, 2005

holyhackjack @ 11:18 am: Look guys, I am going to need some money for my defense fund. I recently was "caught" (they have no proof) jacking off inside of a store covered in peanut butter. Please, anything will help.

Current Music: Skrewdriver-Peanut Power

February 20th, 2005

fat_bitch @ 10:19 pm: fuck yeah
1. Name: Natalie
2. Gender: dirty whore
3. Age: 18
4. Location: Redwood city CA


Peanut Butter Preferences
1. Creamy or crunchy? smooth is delightful!
2. Brand? Skippy (My bird named skippy died though)
3. Favorite accompaniment (i.e. jelly, honey, bananas, etc)? spoon
4. What flavor jelly? jizzberry
5. Time of day you like to eat peanut butter? every step I take...every move I make
6. Favorite peanut butter flavored confection? BUTTERFINGER
7. Besides sandwiches, what else do you like to put peanut butter on? dead relatives

Random
1. If you could have an endless supply of peanut butter, but it had to come out of one of your orifices, which orifice would you choose? brains, peanut butter brains
2. Would you rather swim in an ocean of peanut butter or play in peanut butter rain? peanut butter storm
3. If you won the lottery, how much money would you spend on peanut butter? I would have a PB BMW
4. If they changed the laws to allow people to marry food, would you marry peanut butter? If it was dick shaped, yeah

Essay
1. When was the first time you tasted the joys of peanut butter? Describe the experience. sheer ecstasy
2. How did you handle the ostracism you experienced from friends and family when they learned you were a peanut butter addict? I dont know, I killed them all and took their peanut buter
3. Describe what your life would be like if a peanut butter nazi came and destroyed all the peanut butter in the world. I would slice off his weiner, nipples, and ass and make a sandwich out of that
4. Lastly, write a peanut butter haiku. seriously what the fuck is a haiku man

thornyslide @ 10:10 am: today i i forgot my peanut butter injection at 2:00pm and i started convulsing. luckily my sister was there and she prepared the syringe for me and injected it directly into my left butt cheek. don't worry folks i'm ok. last time this happened i had to go to a hospital. it sucked. on a more positive note there's going to be a peanut butter party soon. i'll let you guys know the time and whereabouts as soon as i figure it all out. toodles and poodles.

Current Mood: peanaughty
Current Music: peanutters and the beatnut- "spreading you smoothly"

February 18th, 2005

cluckcluckclock @ 10:40 pm: Congratulations new members!
Okay guys! Now that we have four members, we can start all the peanut butter action. Don't be afraid to share your questions, stories, experiences, poems, and pictures related to peanut butter! This is a supportive, friendly community for you to turn to when you need someone to talk to who understands what you are going through. Oh and also, be sure to advertise our community wherever you can, and when we get new applications, don't forget to vote! That said, let the peanut buttery goodness BEGIN!

February 19th, 2005

tinkerfuckbell @ 06:04 am: APPLICATION
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Current Mood: Peanut Buttery
Current Music: Peanut Butter Brigade- The creamy is on you!
holyhackjack @ 02:19 am: Basic Info
1. Name:Josh
2. Gender:Male
3. Age:17
4. Location:California

Peanut Butter Preferences
1. Creamy or crunchy?Crunch
2. Brand?Jiffy
3. Favorite accompaniment (i.e. jelly, honey, bananas, etc)?Bananas.
4. What flavor jelly?Black berry.
5. Time of day you like to eat peanut butter?Anytime.
6. Favorite peanut butter flavored confection?Peanut butter and banana sandwhich.
7. Besides sandwiches, what else do you like to put peanut butter on?My mouth.

Random
1. If you could have an endless supply of peanut butter, but it had to come out of one of your orifices, which orifice would you choose?Mouth, that way I could eat with no hands.
2. Would you rather swim in an ocean of peanut butter or play in peanut butter rain?Rain.
3. If you won the lottery, how much money would you spend on peanut butter? Duh, I already have the shit coming out of my mouth, I do not need to spend money on it.
4. If they changed the laws to allow people to marry food, would you marry peanut butter?...Maybe.

Essay
1. When was the first time you tasted the joys of peanut butter? Describe the experience.I do not know!
2. How did you handle the ostracism you experienced from friends and family when they learned you were a peanut butter addict?They do not know yet.
3. Describe what your life would be like if a peanut butter nazi came and destroyed all the peanut butter in the world.Terror
4. Lastly, write a peanut butter haiku.
Peanut Butter is yum
This haiku can not express
my true feelings for it.

Pictures? Of Me? Ok!



It was the closest I had to peanut butter.

Current Music: Dead Boys-Dead Or Alive
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