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holyhackjack @ 02:19 am: Basic Info
1. Name:Josh
2. Gender:Male
3. Age:17
4. Location:California

Peanut Butter Preferences
1. Creamy or crunchy?Crunch
2. Brand?Jiffy
3. Favorite accompaniment (i.e. jelly, honey, bananas, etc)?Bananas.
4. What flavor jelly?Black berry.
5. Time of day you like to eat peanut butter?Anytime.
6. Favorite peanut butter flavored confection?Peanut butter and banana sandwhich.
7. Besides sandwiches, what else do you like to put peanut butter on?My mouth.

Random
1. If you could have an endless supply of peanut butter, but it had to come out of one of your orifices, which orifice would you choose?Mouth, that way I could eat with no hands.
2. Would you rather swim in an ocean of peanut butter or play in peanut butter rain?Rain.
3. If you won the lottery, how much money would you spend on peanut butter? Duh, I already have the shit coming out of my mouth, I do not need to spend money on it.
4. If they changed the laws to allow people to marry food, would you marry peanut butter?...Maybe.

Essay
1. When was the first time you tasted the joys of peanut butter? Describe the experience.I do not know!
2. How did you handle the ostracism you experienced from friends and family when they learned you were a peanut butter addict?They do not know yet.
3. Describe what your life would be like if a peanut butter nazi came and destroyed all the peanut butter in the world.Terror
4. Lastly, write a peanut butter haiku.
Peanut Butter is yum
This haiku can not express
my true feelings for it.

Pictures? Of Me? Ok!



It was the closest I had to peanut butter.

Current Music: Dead Boys-Dead Or Alive

Comments

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From:cluckcluckclock
Date:February 19th, 2005 06:16 pm (UTC)

OH HELL YEAH

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peanut butter banana sandwiches rock!!! they are the reason i go through 2 jars of peanut butter a week. AND....OMG....i fucka love peanut butter with blackberry jam. you are so in.

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From:thornyslide
Date:February 19th, 2005 06:37 pm (UTC)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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how could i ever reject someone i belong to the fan club of??? plus i can tell you take your peanut butter addiction very seriously and you obviously need some support if your in the peanut butter closet.

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