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tinkerfuckbell @ 06:04 am: APPLICATION

Basic Info
1. Name: Jason Murphy
2. Gender: Male
3. Age: 19
4. Location: San Mateo, CA

Peanut Butter Preferences
1. Creamy or crunchy? crunchy
2. Brand? Adam's
3. Favorite accompaniment (i.e. jelly, honey, bananas, etc)? Grape jelly
4. What flavor jelly? Grape, idiot.
5. Time of day you like to eat peanut butter? Preferably while on the toilet.
6. Favorite peanut butter flavored confection? Peanut Butter Ice Cream
7. Besides sandwiches, what else do you like to put peanut butter on? Ice Cream, Bananas, Apples, Pears, Spoons, My penis...then have my dog lick it off.

1. If you could have an endless supply of peanut butter, but it had to come out of one of your orifices, which orifice would you choose? Right Ear.
2. Would you rather swim in an ocean of peanut butter or play in peanut butter rain? Play in peanut butter rain.
3. If you won the lottery, how much money would you spend on peanut butter? Every single last penny would go towards my peanut butter addiction.
4. If they changed the laws to allow people to marry food, would you marry peanut butter? If it was chunky...yes.

1. When was the first time you tasted the joys of peanut butter? Describe the experience.
I was a small child...maybe 15 or 16. Times were tough and i hadnt eaten in over 2 hours...so i decided to try this new fangled delicasy. To my surprise...i not only shit, but pee and cum came out of my penis at the same time. Ive been in love ever since.
2. How did you handle the ostracism you experienced from friends and family when they learned you were a peanut butter addict? At first it was hard, but Ive learned to cope with the fact that Im addicted and will never be free. But I love it so much...I dont need anything else.
3. Describe what your life would be like if a peanut butter nazi came and destroyed all the peanut butter in the world. I wouldnt have a life anymore.
4. Lastly, write a peanut butter haiku.

Peanut Butter Life
From the window to the wall
Peanut Butter Death


You must post at least three pictures of you with peanut butter (one of which cannot be photoshopped), and one picture of your craziest peanut butter concoction. (If you don't have a digital camera, we'll accept six pictures of just yourself.)

This is me in my most agonizing time of my peanut butter addiction. as you can see...it has taken its toll.

I have no more pictures, but Ill put them up as soon as possible.


Current Mood: Peanut Buttery
Current Music: Peanut Butter Brigade- The creamy is on you!


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Date:February 19th, 2005 06:19 pm (UTC)
this application really captures the struggle that we peanut butter addicts must endure on a daily basis. that story about your first time experiencing peanut butter brought tears to my eyes. and the haiku- don't even get me started! YES, you poor, tortured soul. you have found your home.
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Date:February 19th, 2005 06:40 pm (UTC)


i can't explain why because i have to poodle, but...
[User Picture]
Date:February 20th, 2005 12:18 am (UTC)
Peanut butter will make you age 20 years in 5.
Date:February 21st, 2005 07:51 am (UTC)
Its true.
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