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It's Peanut Butter Time!

Name:
Peanut Butter Addicts
Membership:
Open
Posting Access:
All Members , Moderated
This community is dedicated to those who suffer from the rare condition of peanut butter addiction. A peanut butter addict is defined as one who thinks about peanut butter more than sex and may take part in bizarre peanut butter rituals. The community is mostly to support others in the darkest times of their addictions, but you can also do any of the following:

1) Discuss the chemical makeup of peanut butter.
2) Share pictures of your peanut butter creations.
3) Meet other peanut butter-minded singles in your area.
4) Cry about peanut butter.
5) Share stories of your happiest/most deranged peanut butter moments.
6) Any other peanut butter-related topics.

MODERATORS:

EMMA
Emma has loved peanut butter since she was a fetus, because her mother would masturbate with a peanut butter covered knife. Emma is a rare breed of peanut butter addicts, because she will actually die if she doesn't have peanut butter injections at least five times a day.


JAQUI
Jaqui is not only a peanut butter addict but a peanut butter fetishist as well. She loves to cover people's body parts in peanut butter and then stick them in her mouth. In fact, she can't even pass the peanut butter aisle in the grocery store without getting turned on.


RULES:The only rule is that you cannot EVER mention any of peanut butter's competitors, including but not limited to: almond butter, cashew butter, soynut butter, hazelnut butter, or any other nut butters. Not only will violators of this rule be banned from the community forever, but you will also be shot with our peanut butter gun.

APPLICATION:

If you wish to apply, join the community, copy and paste this application into the update page, fill it out and post it within 48 of joining or you will be BANNED. No one may post entries or comments in the community unless you have been accepted and received the accepted stamp, or you will be BANNED. The first person who applies will be accepted or rejected by the mods, and after that there will be a vote among stamped members.

Basic Info
1. Name:
2. Gender:
3. Age:
4. Location:

Peanut Butter Preferences
1. Creamy or crunchy?
2. Brand?
3. Favorite accompaniment (i.e. jelly, honey, bananas, etc)?
4. What flavor jelly?
5. Time of day you like to eat peanut butter?
6. Favorite peanut butter flavored confection?
7. Besides sandwiches, what else do you like to put peanut butter on?

Random
1. If you could have an endless supply of peanut butter, but it had to come out of one of your orifices, which orifice would you choose?
2. Would you rather swim in an ocean of peanut butter or play in peanut butter rain?
3. If you won the lottery, how much money would you spend on peanut butter?
4. If they changed the laws to allow people to marry food, would you marry peanut butter?

Essay
1. When was the first time you tasted the joys of peanut butter? Describe the experience.
2. How did you handle the ostracism you experienced from friends and family when they learned you were a peanut butter addict?
3. Describe what your life would be like if a peanut butter nazi came and destroyed all the peanut butter in the world.
4. Lastly, write a peanut butter haiku.

Pictures

You must post at least three pictures of you with peanut butter (one of which cannot be photoshopped), and one picture of your craziest peanut butter concoction. (If you don't have a digital camera, we'll accept six pictures of just yourself.)





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